The Booty Buddy.

KATIE

aka, The Alternative-To-The-Snuggie.

Yes, its color scheme emotes a theme that is not unlike "Native American Zombie", but you know you want one. Urban Outfitters, the brand which sells these ridiculous gems, describes The Buddy as "the most comfortable hug ever". I could be down for that.

-Katie

PS,

Sorry for two back to back blanket posts.

(Image from Urban Outfitters)